Atomic essay #69. Fuck it, why not:
A lot of people talk about 69ing not being good1.
I get it: you can’t do your best work when someone’s going down on you, so everyone’s getting a bit of a half-assed experience. (Or a good one that keeps stopping and starting as you remember you had a job to do and you haven’t been doing it for a long time.) And people complain that the positions are awkward, people are up very close and personal with a lot of your bits, heights don’t match up…
But you know what? It’s fun as fuck. Not everything in the world has to run perfectly and idyllically and optimally. Imperfect messy sex is the best sex. If you don’t want people fumbling up close and personal with your bits, should you really be naked in bed with them in the first place? In the words of Elsa of Arendelle, let it go, chill tf out, and enjoy yourself.
169 words. Peace out.
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Incidentally, only in theoretical conversations with friends outside the bedroom. In practice, in the bedroom, bring the fun vibe, my experience is almost everyone is super up for it. ↩
